OUCH!!

I have feeling really clumsy, lately. I keep ramming my hands into things when I reach for them and tripping over little cracks in sidewalks. It sucks. Masturbation has become a dangerous endevour. I am afraid I am going to slip off the end and punch myself in the face. Which would be alright if I was in that kind of mood, but what if I'm not? They say love hurts, why would self love be any different? I went to scratch my face and ended up poking myself in the eye. I feel like a character from "Airplane" with a drinking disorder, only mine is a moving disorder. But it doesn't seem to affect my riding. I haven't noticed that I am wildly out of control. Which is funny, because flatland requires such precise movement and timing and balance. Maybe this disorder is saving up for a big one. Hmmmmmmm... OUCH! Man, I swear!! While I was typing this, I went to itch my nose and ended up cramming my finger up my nose half-way to my brain!! I should never have quit frog licking cold turkey!
~J