Have Your Girl Call My Girl

I got a new phone. It can record video, take pictures, download all manner of shit and it actually works like a phone. I can't stop messing with it. I have been kinda browsing the software you can get for these things and it's all very intresting. You can get programs to help you learn spanish, lose weight, quit smoking, balance you check book (maybe I should get that one!!) and count carbs. I can create songs with a mixer program, etc. This thing will keep me occupied for years. I am thinking about making a website where members who pay a monthly fee can download pictures I take of Sarge admiring his reflection in the mirror as he does things like flexing, shaves his chest and checks to make sure his t-shirts are trashy and tight.
~J