Nickname

It has recently been brought to my attention that I need a nickname. Sarge is a little sore that he has three and I have none. Well, here is your chance to serve me up a can o' nickname. Leave your ideas in the comments and we'll pick one...whenever. So far, i have...

• Top Cat
• Daddy
• Father
• Pigfarmer
• Boss Hogg

Feel free to call me whatever you feel appropriate.

~J