Fitting End to a Fitting Day

Well, I got it. My London Bikes Averbury 24t sprocket. It is, in a word, small. Very, very small. I cannot believe how much I paid for something this damned small. But it is gorgeous. I sat staring at it for a long time, just basking in it's beauty. Then I got really worked up and put on a condom, sprinkled popcorn all over it and got ready to make sweet, sweet love to it...But I realized I was moving too fast. Besides, the condom would most likely tear and I am not sure where this sprocket has been. On another note, I am pettitioning Congress to legalize the systematic erradication of rednecks. So, Maverick, ya best not be a-wearin' yer Wranglers 'round me, son.
~J