Aussy Ass

I found my birth certificate, so I am good to go. I am counting the days until the 15th. I have already let Gary know that I am worthless that day and hopefully I won't have to work. I have Sequence standers all around and I am going to order a tire, so nothing can fuck this up!!

Sarge called from the airport in Hawaii...he was delayed because the plane had to return due to low headlight fluid. He was nervous about the situation, I could tell in his voice...he's stressing. I should have told him to have a few drinks on the plane. I just hope he doesn't try to fulfill his mission on one of the stewardesses, because they don't count. They get their asses felt so much by the pilots that Dice Clay could feel them up and they wouldn't care. Nope, Sarge, you gotta feel some Aussy ass.
~J