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So I was talking to Abby about what she wanted to be for halloween this year. She wants to be a cat. She said, matter of factly, "You should be the devil." Now, if you know me, you know that that statement was incredibly insightful. I should be the devil. I already have horns. But just being the devil isn't good enough for me. No, I need to be more than just the lord of the flies. Like, I need to get a bussiness suit along with the horns with a name tag saying "Hello, I'm Dick Cheney." Or horns with Pinochio costume with a name tag saying, "Hello, my name is Lars Larson." Then again, I could wear the horns (seeing a pattern here?) and a symphony conductor's outfit with the name tag, "Hi! I'm the New York Times."
You know, there are so many versions of evil (what I call evil, anyway) that I wouldn't be able to pick just one. I need an all-encompassing evil in a easily recognizable costume. Now, I'm curious what YOUR all-encompassing evil would be. Take a minute or two and write it down. Ossama Bin Laden? George W. Bush? Barney? Ronald McDonald? Spongebob Squarepants? Officer Bennett?
Maybe I'll just be a white Marcellis Wallace with horns. He was pretty damned evil.
~J